Because you all voted with such dedication, I’ve decided to reward not one, but TEN of you with dates. *grins* I will be getting in touch with each of you to arrange the details.
The grand prize winner is my most devoted pet, @sumerbreez (corrected spelling, sorry, sweetie! I’m such a bad speller. ~B). When a minion sends me a Powerpoint presentation of her proposed evening out with me, who am I to refuse? Besides, it’s time she enjoyed a real evening with me instead of her pale-ass Malibu Ken doll.
The other lucky ladies who will be enjoying a night with me are:
To thank my admirers for their efforts in the Mr. Twitter voting, I am offering a chance to win a Twitter date with me. You will have me all to yourself for one night. To enter, email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) with your idea for an evening with me. It can be as general or specific as you like. I will choose the one I like best, and I will take the winner on that date. It’s that easy.
Keep in mind that I am not at all likely to choose a date along the lines of “We get naked and have sex!”
Speaking of sex, there’s only one rule for this date: no sex. Sorry to disappoint. *winks*
Since there’s no True Blood this week and we’re all stuck cooling our heels until the finale on Sunday, September 13, we’re going to need a scene to play for next week’s True Blood on Twitter Thursday. As luck would have it, Entertainment Weekly announced a contest where fans are asked to write their own True Blood episode and post it in the comments. The big prize? Bragging rights.
Works for me. I’m hoping you will write your own True Blood episode. And I hope my friends and I will get to perform it. You have ’til Sunday.