This made me choke on my Mountain Dew. From @EricNorthmen.
This photo is a crime against every sacred thing I know of.
Bill would not be looking that upset about being touched by me.
(via ohnoesaskars)
LOL FOREVERLMFAO OMG DYING
My Date---s!
Posting this at the Master’s request. ~Belinda
Because you all voted with such dedication, I’ve decided to reward not one, but TEN of you with dates. *grins* I will be getting in touch with each of you to arrange the details.
The grand prize winner is my most devoted pet, @sumerbreez (corrected spelling, sorry, sweetie! I’m such a bad speller. ~B). When a minion sends me a Powerpoint presentation of her proposed evening out with me, who am I to refuse? Besides, it’s time she enjoyed a real evening with me instead of her pale-ass Malibu Ken doll.
The other lucky ladies who will be enjoying a night with me are:
Evil Sookeh (@sookeh)
Carla (@crazygem85)
Angela (@northmansslave)
Heather (@blueheat1)
Maria (@mriverapardo)
Miss Avidita (@missavidita)
Teresa (@teresamatsui)
Danielle (@initiald68)
Tiffany 79 (send me your Twitter username)
Win a Date with Eric Northman
To thank my admirers for their efforts in the Mr. Twitter voting, I am offering a chance to win a Twitter date with me. You will have me all to yourself for one night. To enter, email me (enorthman@gmail.com) with your idea for an evening with me. It can be as general or specific as you like. I will choose the one I like best, and I will take the winner on that date. It’s that easy.
Keep in mind that I am not at all likely to choose a date along the lines of “We get naked and have sex!”
Speaking of sex, there’s only one rule for this date: no sex. Sorry to disappoint. *winks*
The deadline is Friday night, midnight CST.
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s a Vampire. That’s right, a fucking Vampire. But he’s not some sparkly virgin, oh no! This dude knows how to get down because he’s been getting down with girls(and even some dudes) left and right for over 1000 years. Yeah, you heard me right. He’s had 1000 years to perfect his technique and believe me he’s put that time to good use.
- Two words — gracious plenty. If you’ve read the Charlaine Harris books you know what I’m talking about and if you haven’t, well, I’ll go ahead and tell you: He’s got a big ‘ole cock. It’s been confirmed. It’s HUGE. (Warning, that link contains fucking hot book spoilers.)
- He knows how to dress. In fact, he can wear outfits that look completely ridiculous on anyone else and you accept it and love it and can’t wait to rip it the fuck off and beg for him to do you right then and there.
- His smile and those fangs. Maybe you’re not into getting bit during sex but give this guy five minutes and you’ll be offering your neck to him regardless of whether or not you have a boyfriend. He’s just that good.
- His arms. His neck. His clavicles. His back. Every piece of this dude is hot and pictures of any part can be instantly be qualified as porn. That should tell you something right there.
{Our first fictional character submission}
Want us to perform your version of the finale?
And I want to perform it.
Since there’s no True Blood this week and we’re all stuck cooling our heels until the finale on Sunday, September 13, we’re going to need a scene to play for next week’s True Blood on Twitter Thursday. As luck would have it, Entertainment Weekly announced a contest where fans are asked to write their own True Blood episode and post it in the comments. The big prize? Bragging rights.
Works for me. I’m hoping you will write your own True Blood episode. And I hope my friends and I will get to perform it. You have ’til Sunday.
Details on the EW contest here.
True Blood is for lovers. Thanks to @jackieobouza.
The actor who plays me does seem to love dressing as a woman. And, like me, he proves himself a man by making it look good.
In jest of the God who Comes I have renamed my cat the God who Meows.
@carylynnj
